Only three matchups have been announced for tonight’s event, and Revolution is only a few days away.
- Wheeler vs. Cope Kris Statlander
- Thunder Rosa vs. Yuta Megan Bayne & Penelope Ford
- Swerve Strickland and Brody King vs Ricochet and Kazuchika Okada
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AEW Dynamite 3/5/25
Live from Sacramento, California’s Sacramento Memorial Auditorium! Tonight, MJF is in the parking lot while Excalibur, Ian Riccaboni, and Taz provide commentary.
“Cowboy?” MJF asks Hangman whether he wants to shoot. Come to the parking lot to meet him.
Swerve Strickland and Ricochet enter the ring to sign contracts with Tony Schiavone. At least Swerve won’t have to worry about his house burning down again, according to Ricochet. Moxley is Ricochet’s main concern. Cope. devoted to fulfilling his destiny as the AEW World Champion.
Ricochet is a self-righteous, entitled little prick, according to Swerve, and on Sunday he will be revealed. Ricochet will have to live with the sorrow of leaving Swerve breathing. Ricochet will be remembered for two things when Swerve uses him to carve out his route to the AEW World Title. First, Swerve momentarily brought his career back to life. and having his wife, the small ring announcer. Woof.
Ricochet tries to attack with a pair of scissors as Swerve turns around, but Swerve resists the attack and stabs Ricochet in the head with his own set! Swerve straightens up and walks to the rear.
First Match: Bryan & Don Callis Family Keith versus Orange Powerhouse Hobbs, Will Ospreay, Mark Briscoe, and Cassidy
Cage drops his back body, but Briscoe lands upright. In the corner, Briscoe mounted punches and Enziguiri. By Ospreay now. By Hobbs now. Now by Cassidy, who throws a single blow. With a clothesline, Cage rushes out of the corner. Cage tags Archer with a jackhammer. Archer’s ripcord elbow and another into a Black Hole Slam! It’s commercial time. Cassidy is passed for a suplex by the entire Don Callis family after returning from break. Mark Davis, Stundog Millionaire! Hobbs removes everyone from the apron after Cassidy tags him, and then he and Davis exchange right hands. Hobbs’ shoulder block. The current situation with Cage, Hobbs, and Archer is a clothesline-fest. Both men are afflicted by Hobbs! To Davis, Exploder. In the corner, Hobbs sends Ospreay into Davis. Briscoe now. Now, they overwhelm Davis after Cassidy leaps on Hobbs’ back. Archer is eliminated by OSpreay’s Plancha. Briscoe kills Cage with a suicide dive. Cassidy’s elbow fell to Davis from Hobbs’ shoulders. As Keith breaks it up, two counts. Hobbs is powerbombed by Davis after Keith puts his hand to his throat! enormous. Keith gave Hobbs a boot in the face. Add two. Hobbs runs through Keith and blocks an explosive. Now legal, Ospreay’s Forearm is fantastic. Entering, Cage consumes a corkscrew kick. Keith, merry Nando’s! Two is enough. Davis’ Clothesline and Ospreay’s Enziguiri. Hobbs’ Spinebuster. Cage gave Hobbs a uranage and Cage gave him a superkick. DDT satellite To Cage, by Cassidy! Cassidy’s suicide dive into a tornado DDT on the ground! Cassidy climbs to the top, but Keith headbutts him. Keith’s avalanche exploder! Here, Briscoe takes some elbow shots. Briscoe gives Keith a T-Bone, but Archer uses a lariat to cut him. Briscoe palm hits the archer in the face with the chair after he takes it into the ring! Cage and Archer are eliminated when Briscoe leaps and falls from the chair to the ground. Back in the ring, OsCutter to Keith! Blade Hidden! One, two, three!
Orange Cassidy, Mark Briscoe, Will Ospreay, and Powerhouse Hobbs were the winners.
***1/2 is the rating. This is a really entertaining, talent-heavy opener “everyone go out there and get your moves in and make the crowd happy.” In addition, Bryan Keith is incredibly talented.
Ospreay gets jumped from behind by Mark Davis, who then locks in a rear naked choke. On the apron, Cassidy and Briscoe are powerbombed. Hobbs is choke bombed on the steps by Murder Machines! As Kyle Fletcher’s music plays, Ospreay is strangled and Cage is stepping on his face. Ospreay, who is obviously unconscious at this moment, is receiving some vicious blows to the back of his skull from Fletcher. When Davis intervenes, Fletcher chastises him and orders him to follow instructions. Then Davis throws a chair at Ospreay’s back. BRAINBUSTERS OSPREADE ON A chair as Fletcher unfolds it! CRAZY! Ospreay lies in a crumpled heap, while the Don Callis family stands erect.
Match #2: Wheeler vs. Cope The Yuta
By the way, this is the final Death Rider to be killed before Revolution. This is a technical start when the two men trade arm drags, dropkicks, and pinning combinations. It’s commercial time. After returning from vacation, Yuta climbs to the summit but is apprehended by Cope. Yuta replies to Cope’s clubbering with some of his own, followed by a bite and a headbutt that send Cope sprawling to the ground. Yuta’s Superfly Splash receives two. Yuta grabs a crossface and searches for Cattle Mutilation. Yuta manages to get away but gets hit by a large boot. Cope Impaler! Yuta uses the Busaiku Knee in response to Cope’s spear! Yuta rolls Cope back in the ring and receives a two count as Cope automatically falls to the ground. Mutilation of cattle is fixed! Cope rolls to get away, succeeds, and does a facebuster in return. Now both men are down. Yuta attacks, misses, rebounding beneath the bottom rope, and then dives straight into a spear while Cope searches for one.
Cope was the winner.
**3/4 is the rating. Cope wins again. Despite having a strong performance, Yuta didn’t receive much attention.
Cope shakes Yuta’s hand? Cope leaves Yuta perplexed after stating, “This is what respect feels like.”
It’s Jon Moxley. Moxley is upset with Yuta, claiming that he should have taken him out. Yuta is facing Moxley Pie. Once more. When Moxley reaches for Yuta’s beard, Yuta turns away and leaves! Moxley claims he doesn’t want to see Yuta again after following her to the rear.
According to Moxley, Cope won and is now alone. He reached him. He is furious. He’s preoccupied. Although Cope had shaken Moxley’s cage, the bars were designed to protect him, not Moxley.
The OutRunners’ 1987 music video is played, and it’s the best thing I’ve ever seen. No exaggeration.
In the parking lot, Renee approaches MJF and informs him that Page is a coward for not showing up. After nearly running over Renee and MJF in his truck, Page goes on the search. Page locates MJF and pulls him into the ring, but it wasn’t MJF who attacked Page from behind; rather, it was a man yelling, “He made me do it.” Page thinks Buckshot, but MJF kicks him low after he holds on and MJF rolls an ankle. MJF initially believes Heat Seeker. Seeker of Heat! MJF blasts Page with the Dynamite Diamond Ring. Now that he has the microphone, MJF asks the fans how they would feel.
MJF now gets lighter fluid after going beneath the ring. A dozen or more security personnel practically tackle MJF and pull him out of the arena after he covers Page in the lighter fluid and reaches for a lighter.
This week marks the premiere of Queen of the Ring, and the director is here!
Match #3: Thunder & Kris Statlander Rosa vs. Megan Bayne & Penelope Ford
Thunder and Statlander exchange rapid tags while Ford is attacked in the corner. Ford dropkicks the back for two after Thunder is sent to the middle rope by his drop toe hold. Thunder grabs Ford’s face, then gives him a dropkick on the middle rope, a rolling elbow, and a HARD overhand chop. With a senton, Statlander comes in over the top after receiving the tag. The military presses her on top of Statlander on the ground as Bayne throws a huge boot at her that knocks her to the ground and then catches a diving Thunder coming off the top! Then, Bayne also employs Ford as a projectile. After returning from commercial, Bayne has a two-count on Thunder and is in command. With a shogun dropkick, Statlander removes the top after receiving the tag. Ford was running knee in the corner. For Bayne, one. Ford’s Fisherman’s Driver! Two is enough. Statlander’s running European uppercut in the corner, followed by Thunder’s assisted dropkick. Statlander delivered a scissor kick and Bayne received a dropkick to the side of his head. Thunder’s spicy dropkick to Bayne. Ford trips Statlander as she climbs to the summit. Prior to licking her face and—I don’t know—punching her in the side of the head, Thunder seizes Ford and pulls her in. It looks weird. Bayne tags Thunder after Ford backs Thunder up to the corner. After putting on his boots, Thunder fights off both women. Bayne is stunned. Ford moves when Thunder charges, and Bayne boots her in the face. This concludes Fate’s Descent to Thunder Rosa.
Megan Bayne and Penelope Ford were the winners.
** is the rating. This was a tag bout, you know. Once more, there were some awkward moments, and I’m not sure if Thunder Rosa was delivering a receipt or what, but it felt a little odd. Nevertheless, Bayne and Ford make a fantastic team, and Bayne has a promising future.
Mercedes Mone is welcomed by Renee. Mone believes Serena Deeb will break Momo for her on Collision because she is prepared for Momo.
It’s Max Caster. He attempts to start a terrible chant. It isn’t functioning. Switchblade Jay White is shown here.
Jay White vs. Max Caster Bladerunner is the fourth match.
Jay White won.
NR is the rating.
Renee is with Toni Storm and Mariah May. The two women have decided not to communicate. Toni gets spit in her face by Mariah May. It’s good to know that May still cares, according to Toni. May claims that she forced her to do that to a loved one. Storm appears to be a victim as she sits there. Mariah May is reminded by Renee that she done this. May claims that without her, Storm and that title mean nothing, and she will defeat them both. She is the woman from hell, according to May, and she will bring Toni down with her. Storm claims she will live a mediocre life and doesn’t deserve the dignity of death. Forever. People will eventually enquire, “Whatever happened to Mariah May?” According to Toni, she will discover the consequences of attempting to kill God. When Renee prays that neither woman is harmed, both women simultaneously respond by saying, “Pray for her.” This was quite good.
Match #5: Kazuchika vs. Brody King & Swerve Strickland Ricochet and Okada
Brody follows Okada after he is thrown outside, flinging him against the LED board and all over the ringside area. Okada unintentionally boots Ricochet in the face after he eats a large boot in the corner. Both men are crushed by Brody’s Crossbody. Swerve stomps on the backs of both men’s heads after Brody places them on his shoulders. After Ricochet is rolled in the ring, Swerve sends him a diving European uppercut to the back off the middle rope, and Swerve snaps him. Brody then sends him on. Swerve’s Rolling Thunder Flatliner is countered into a two-player Code Breaker. commercial. When Swerve tags Brody, he clotheslines Okada and back body drops everyone. After choking Ricochet, Brody flapjacks Okada on top of him. On to both, Senton! Okada’s Death Valley Driver! After Ricochet breaks it up, two count, but he is discarded outdoors. Using a dropkick, Brody leaps from the apron by Okada and Ricochet into an enziguiri! Two is enough. Both guys are down after Okada bumps into a huge clothesline. Swerve is laying on the offence, as both he and Ricochet receive tagged. A float over deadlift suplex for two and a hip toss into a Swerve neckbreaker. Back and forth with the elbows. Ricochet counters a powerbomb with a spike DDT when he raises his knee! Two is enough. Swerve searches for Big Pressure as Ricochet searches for Vertigo, but Ricochet wins by a two count. From Swerve, Flatliner! Call to Your Home! Swerve ascends to the top. Greetings from Ricochet! Okada breaks up the pin by removing the top with the elbow. After exchanging elbows with Okada, Brody slices off Okada’s chest! Brody clotheslines Okada in the corner and blocks the Rainmaker. Okada lines up Brody after he misses the cannonball and takes the title belt. Okada is stomped in midair by Swerve! While the referee is preoccupied, Ricochet throws the belt at Swerve! One, two, three!
Ricochet and Kazuchika Okada were the winners.
*** is the rating. The go-home show’s tag team match advanced two individual singles matches, making it a fine main event that accomplished its goal.
Concluding Remarks: The show tonight lacked emphasis and seemed disorganised. Let’s begin with the Toni Storm/Mariah May section, which was excellent. I am really excited about their match at Revolution. In addition to MJF and Hangman, Swerve and Ricochet also infused their matches with sauce. The big event and the opening match were both excellent, but the wrestling portion of the evening was mostly forgettable. 6.75 out of 10.
